"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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